Gayest Joke of the Day
To: Unsuspecting reader
From: Evil writer
Date: I'm sorry
Subject: [Insert 30 seconds of thinking up a vapid subject line.]
Gay question: What's the difference between dentists and citizens of New York?
Gay answer: Citizens of New York root for the Yanks. Dentists yank for the roots.
I'm sorry you had to read that. I really am. I'll go back to work now.